*Just a man grabbing some paper* *He gets onto the table on the printer* (Is he gonna print his butt?) *Printer starts scanning* *He falls* (You know, just your average day worker working) *smash* *smash* *smash* *smash* *smash* *smack* *smash* *smash* *smash* *angry growl* *smash* *smash* *smash* *smash* *smash* *smash* (There are people watching) *smash* *smash* *smash* *pushes the laptop from the table* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *a beep* (Yup, your fired) *beep*’s going on? *Your fired* (Yunno, I don’t understand what she’s saying.
Someone from the community please translate this) *This dude’s going places* *smash* *smash* *smash* *smash* *smash* *smash* *smash* *smash* *smash* *smash* *She backed away* *He throws the telephone away* *Ok, this is too much! *Music playing* *Keyboard clattering* *He’s gonna type up a storm* *He ticks the keyboard to the beat* *He’s typing up a storm* *He fails* Fucking love to do! OOOOOH! *Realisation in 3, 2, 1… Yea, um… Look what I did So fucking well! Looks like I’m retarded! (Finally someone understands) Well, that is just bullshit! What I’m trying to say is: ‘Fun Fun’ *I can’t understand that!* I can’t get a fucking land! This shit’s fourteen or seventeen! *F-bomb* ‘Are you done?’ I- Goddammit I’m losing my patience! *F-bomb* Your kid- Judge, judge! *Flips table* Fuuck! Fuck this shit (?) Fuck you! What the fuck? *hits head with his keyboard* *swears in sweden* Dul, varti sultan’s jävlar (god fucking damn it) *hits keyboard* You doing? NOO! You can’t do that! Do something! Come on! Oh, don’t you dare! NO! NOOO! You SUCK! You finally got a chance, you hit YOURSELF! WHAT THE HELL?! (Well, if something bad happened to what you have printed, that doesn’t mean you have to smash your computer to little bits, if that’s what your about to do.) (Well, he… well) *ded* UUUUUUUCK! *When you know the Mondays are back* (Did he just… O_O *When you fail your exams* F**king dammit! ‘Hi Brad! Whenever when we broke up last week? Well, guess what?! I went into your e-mail and changed your password! And look what came in! This StarCraft2 pedicure shit! I remember how much you REALLY wanted this when we were going out Because you love video games SO MUCH I deleted the FUCKING e-mail! And guess WHAT?! YOU’RE never gonna GET this shit! You’re NEVER gonna FUCKING get it! Because I fucking hate you, Brad! Your a fucking DICK!’ (Burn!) Alright guys, I played a prank on my brother today. F**k! Oh my fucking god! Oh my goooooooooooooood! What the FUCK?! That’s fucking it! *He bounched that sh*t* Fuck this game! *smacks computer* *smacks keyboard* *punches it 3 times* *smacks computer off the table with it* *proceeds to kick it*